Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

Is it really that weird to start a fan club for yourself?

HAHAHAHAHAAH

Real talk though. (Expectation)
Me: Babe, what would you do if you saw a guy flirt with me?
Him: I'd hold you close and kiss you in front of him.
(Reality)
Me: Babe, what would you do if you saw a guy flirt with me?
Him: I'D BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS.

Even if you look in the mirror, you can’t see the person you really are.